Sometimes, we just need to remember what the Rules of Life really are:
#1 You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape.
#2 Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
#3 Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
#4 If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
#5 No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
1 Comments:
Sorry, Kathrin aber...never pass a chance to go to the bathroom is absolut dämlich...
sorry
*küsschen* Sid
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